F-R-I-E-N-D-S

Friends is an American sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which aired on NBC from September 22, 1994 to May 6, 2004. The series revolves around a group of friends in Manhattan. The series was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. The original executive producers were Crane, Kauffman and Kevin Bright, with numerous others being promoted in later seasons. (All this copied fron wiki ;))

In my own words Friends is a series of 6 unique friends. Everyone is best in their own way. Eachone surely will make a way into your life and never ever go away. Its king of funny that everytime i watch i keep relating to me to one or the other character. Their life is so simple and also with lots of problems. Inspite of these they r together and have fun most of the time. I would just ask you guys to watch it atleast once and once u like it u will want to watch it on and on and on and on.. i have seen the 10 seasons may b 4 times and i can watch it 100 more times. If i have nothing to do and no movie plans or nothing and if i wanna pass some quality time here i go with friends. They r the best. The cruel people how did they even get a heart to stop it. May b i am exaggerating but it worth a shot.

The bukkad and *** crazy Joey Tribbiani with his bumbest acting skills(yet so innocent),

The wanna b miss perfect Monica Geller/Bing and her passion for cooking (the never loose attitude)

The multi-talented Phoebe Buffey and her fickle mind (Everyone's mother Theresa kind of also her smelly cattttttttttttttt)

The inferior and sarcastic Chandler Bing (who still doubt abt him being a man i mean he always want to prove he is a mannnnnn--thanks to his dad though)

The ultimate blond Rachel Green. (she is the worlds best blond do need anymore explanation?)

The scientist guy Ross Geller. (sure he is? behaves like a 10 year kid and wants nothing but to marry a straight girl lead life happily/ and over a dinosaur lover)

If u r a Friends fan u will want to kill me for writing only so less about it. If while on a conversation with any new friend of mine if i happen to know even they r friends crazy OMG i feel so good, feels like i have got a world to discuss on. This is one series i wanna preserve for even my grand kids to watch. (This says it all)

Keep smiling and be blessed always.

Yaadein apne liye aur souvenir are for others..

Jaise ki poorvajon ki nishaani, khaandaani nizhaani, I always have this habit from childhood to save things as a token of remembrace of such and such a incident, such and such a place or people. Like this i have a collection of thousands of souvenir. Everyone at home is kind of irritated by my this habit. Obviously they have to because my collection starts right from my first school uniform, first school shoes, best friend's first gift, first cell phone, even the sim.... the list doesnt end at all. Like this i have a secret closet where i have saved all this. No one is supposed to look into it obviously its messed up :P. In case any of my brothers brake into it then its a call for the world war at home. Ab achanak se i realised may be i was wrong. I kept these things as a remembrace of certain things and moments. Now i realised do i really need stuffs to recherish the moments. No i dont have to. But ek cheez toh hai ki everytime i come accross these stuffs i show it to my little cousins and explain them the story behind it.

Toh mein bus yeh saari cheese doosron ke liye save kar rahi hon. mere liye toh bas yaadein kaafi hai. U know if u narrate the story to people they dont beleive you unless you show them a proof. par me kisiko prove kyun karoon? I have unknowingly saved tons of unwanted things. Let me be little selfish and keep memories to myself and not for others. I dont need these things to remember someone or some moment. I am trying to let go of this things. Mushkil hai par koshish i will do and clean the stuff. Its tough and really hard to do it but i think its the time and i have to. :)

God bless me and help me with my determinations.

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I am short of words. It always happen with me. I come up with a topic to post in the blog and when I start writing I fall short of words. it’s the same condition I am in right now. Read this somewhere today, may be in a face book page. It was something which caught my attention. I found it against the law of gravity. It said “it feels light when someone enters your heart and feels heavy when someone leaves your heart”. (yeeaks English is a funny language I tel u, leaves=plural of leaf and also leaves=past tense of leave lol).
Long ago I heard this saying a Sister(nun) in our school told me ” when u like someone you like everything of them”. From then I have noticed its just so true. For an instance I like Manoj Kumar (the actor) so I like his style of covering half of his face with his hand(many find it irritating though). This is true in everyone’s case. That’s why for our parents we are not less than an actor or scientist or so on ‘coz they love us. So next time u like something of someone for a second be neutral I mean forget that u like that person and then think do u really like it what they do or say? If u like it then its really good else may be u like it only coz u love them .

Silence is my new weapon

Kuch dino se I had been fighting or u can say argufying with almost all may be because I was restless or the other reason is that people provoked me to do so. I tried to ignore it many a times but this monkey Ego in me always made me to put forward my point and while doing so the discussion kab argument me aur fight me badal jata pata hi nahi chalta. Fir my mamma told me be patience and be calm and try not to utter a word. If u want to make things clear or justify don’t do it while u r angry. Do it when calm n u have time. And also few people don’t worth to know the truth and explanation for them just be quite and see them struggle. Initially I didn’t understand this thing called struggle. I mean if I be quite y will they struggle. Jab maine is cheeze ko apple kiya wooooh it was like some weapon. Ha who every wanted to see me cry wonder wats with me. They keep on provoking me by saying what not about me and bla bla I don’t justify I smile. I say nothing. I even giggle silently, this giggle pokes them like million needles. Wow its time for me to enjoy J. also I happen to see this movie of Amitabh Bachchan “Budhdha hoga tera baap”. In this movie Amithji instead of using any bad word or gaali used beep. Like teri beep ki, saale beep and all. Why coz beep use karne se zabaan (tongue) saaf rehti hai aur saamne wale ko bhi zoor ki lagti hai. So silence is my new weapon, also I don’t know how long will I carry this attitude of mine. I wish I hold my anger and be patient and don’t break out.

P.S. : For whoever mess with me or provoked me for no reason beep ki beep :D

Badawala Thank You

Kabhi socha hai sometimes kuch log aapki life me apni ek aisi chaap chod jate hai ki aap chaho toh bhi unhe bhool nahi paate ya may be aap unhe bhoolna nahi chahte ya toh fir yeh bhi hai ki who bholane ke layak nahi hote. Again on a second thought jab woh log life me itne mayine rakhte hai toh why do u let them go. Iske reason bohut saare hai. Sometimes for their betterment or our betterment we have to let them go and kabhi kabhi unse kab saath chootjaye pata he nahi chalta.

Sometimes this happens that u are going through a very bad phase of life (or may be u have been lost in some world of your own assuming some stupid stuffs) and suddenly a friend appears from nowhere and solves ur all problems. They make you realise whats that u are missing in the life. And u again start living ur life just like before. These friends should be treasured. Sometimes who khud nahi jaante ke they have so much of impact on u. Its just the way of their thinking that inspires you and so u start taking life in their way and world again seem to be so lively. Its just like ki kisi girte hue insaan ko apna haat badhake sahara dena. Yeah aise logon ke haat bahut sundar hote hai. Yeah you have beautiful hands. (Beautiful hands ka matlab literally nahi hai beautiful in turms of quality).

These friends are treasure to have like I said. Aur sab ke naseeb me treasure nahi hota. When u cant reach out for something we just smile and say angoor khatte hain. Saare angoor meethe nahi hote aur meethe angoor sabke naseeb me nahi hote. Aaj man thoda kharaab hai so ut pataan si cheeze likhi hai. Dear friend I tried to figure out what is that one thing which inspired me to change, I cant get it though. Just want to say that u mean a lot to me and I owe you. Thanks for lending me your beautiful hands to get me out of the shit I was in. From school days I have had so many friends they come and go. Time changes and so do we. I don’t want to change but change is the way of life hum chahkar ke bhi us change ko avoid nahi kar sakte. So one or the other day soon or later things will change and don’t know which part of the world we will put up on. I believe the drastic change in my life is because of you and the major decision I took is because of you. I wish you be happy always and you be blessed with good health, lots of wealth and yeah lots of love. This post is just to let you know I mean what I said.

Certified typo queen....

Its always been a puzzle to me "How to start the post". But aise waise i stat and manage to complete.

I have always been very bad at spelling from school days. I always innovate my own spelling but some how readable. May be i would have taken this issue seriously and learned the art of spelling but due to the invent of auto-spell-check-and-correct and also coz of this new trend of using short forms i didn't feel a need of it so far. But how far can i manage? I have little cousins i spend most of my time playing with them in vacations. They are much younger to me say 10-15 yrs younger so obviously i happen to win in every game me play(naturally m more physically n mentally stronger than them).
Par waqt badalte der nahi lagti, these lil naughty cousins of mine some how discovered my weakness of spelling mistakes and here they go with new games. I mean scrabble, spello and many spelling related games and always loose and its so embarrassing. But thats fine i accepted my weakness and trying to overcome it. I will tel u simple example of my typo i am zillion times confused as to wats the spelling of video or vedio (moving picture). I can give many such examples but rehne do apne khud ke blog me apne khud ke haaton ke apni ijjat ki dhajjiyan udana achi baat nahi.

One more thing in my last post in the blog i wrote about maintaining a "to-do list" i did write it down and kept on postponing, now i realized if i do so i wont complete even a simple task so started doing one by one. updating the blog was one of it.

Thats all for now,
Happy reading...... bye

Red God promise :)

Being lazy to update the blog has been a hobby of mine now a days. Dammm the days are so busy doing nothing. Everyday i get this words of a teacher of mine banging in my head like a big pendulum. She always said never say u dont have time for anything. Just jot down the "To Do" list for the day, then plan and start doing it. Surely you will get time for everything. Trust me i thought lemme give a try and do this and yeah i was able to complete all my task. So i ve decided to maintain a "To Do List Book" and will try to include "update blog clause".

Abt the Red God Promise: This is an incident i always remember since my childhood. Dont know why but this has left an impact on my mind so much that i cnt even erase it from my memory. I vagely remember it was when i was in class 1 (1st std), I still remember my teacher name Miss Alice. I was a little pet to her, she was always on my nerves for my mischiefs. One day in school me and my friend Sharmila we were chasing each other just for fun and i accidently hit the window so hrd that the window panes broke into pieces. The teacher saw us and made us stand in front of black board. After a punishment of an hour or so she came and asked who did it. I said nothing (obviously i was very scared and choosed to be silent). Sharmila said "Miss Red God Promise I didnt do it" (We used this Red God thing coz we had red colour uniform and also a red color tie, we used to touch the tie n say red God Promise).

So here is the real thing why exactly yeh mujhpe apni chaap daal gaya. As soon as Sharmila said that Miss Alice said "guilty always tries to hide by false promises" So u r the culprit.She she was blamed for everything. I did nothing, my conscience was telling me dont be a spectator accept it accept it. But i wasnt thaaat brave, i couldnt speak :( . This one incidence i could never forget and still remember.

This taught me 2 things. Accept my mistake or atleast save other ppl from getting blamed coz of me. and the other one is do not promise(atleast not to promise to the name of God even if m right). I also read it in Genesis book of evolution that God was called by his original name but people use to swear by his name and misuse His name so it was ordered to not to use use His name in any other books or verse. I wanted to make this post of the blog short and sweet but i dont know how i managed to bragggggg so mack abt a small littile thing.

Love and peace is from Allah and anger is from Shaitaan(Iblis)

Fights between brothers ans sisters are quite common and so me and my brothers always fight over all possible stuffs but then again we get alone pretty fast. The same thing happened at home yesterday. As i have 3 brothers and m the only girl at home so these guys play lot of pranks on me and make me cry always. So yesterday me and my bro had an arguement over a very silly matter and we were criticising and complimenting each other in a sarcastic way. My mom feels that we are grown ups and we should understand that the relaionsships now are very delicate and ve to be handled carefully. So she interferes in all our arguements and always asks me to apologise even if its my bro's mistake. So this time i got very angry and upset and even cried a lot coz its my weekness i cant hear a thing abt me if i m not wrong. So out of anger i left home saying "Mamma i thought u r the only1 who understands me,jab aap nahi samaj sakte toh no1 in this world can understand me, wats the use of me here". Tears rolling down my eyes i left home.Went to a lonely place and sat there for some time thinking all possible stupid things which made me cry more more and more(obviously i had to think coz i was in control of Iblis- the devil). whenever i m upset or cry i feel hungry. So after some time i wiped my tears and went to a super market and grabber some fruit juice(i was embarrassed to go to any hotel coz of my face expression any1 can make out i was crying, in supermarket i need not talk to any1 just pick up stuff and pay for it). I knew juice wont satisfy my hunger so to my surprise i found a packet of Harshey's Kisses (my fav. chocolate), just turned around and found that the price of it is wayyyyyyyyyyyy high (its imported after all) But still its more than 4 times the real price par kya kare mujh upar gusse ka bhoot sawar tha. I got them billed and went back to the same lonely place on a bench under a tree. I finished my juices chocolates and waited for call from home and no calls. This made me cry more thinking no1 care :(. Thought of calling any fren and sharing with them but wen i thought wat ll i tel my frenz i myself was ashamed of telling the fact that i left the house coz of such a silly reason that too at this age so i stopped myself from calling any1 and kept crying. Again i felt hungry and felt like having my favourite pastry from CCD and so i went to the nearby CCD and ordered for the pastry and the cold chocolate with think cream and lot of chocolate.I had nowhere to go so finised it slowly watching ppl around. Later i saw a new gaming center was put-up nearby, i thought of visiting it.so went there i couldnt stop trying my hand on all the games. After that again time for my evening supper (i usually dont eat so much but i was upset and crying so i was hungry again). I went had had vry yummy supper. i went to the bench again, it was dawn then and i realised shaam ke baad all machchar and chipkali 'll be around so time to go home but how? i did a big blunder at home it ll be shameful.I searched for my purse and found all the bills from morning i spent on. I summed up amont and i was shocked to see that i ve spent enough.I mean i ve spent a lot ( i hate using debet cards for payment coz i wont realise how much i spent, jab paise dete hain toh ehsaas hota hai ki kitna spet kiya). Ab mujhe ghar jaana tha, saath me gussa bhi shaant hogaya tha ab jab gussa utar gaya i realised gusse me i screwd my pocket money and in addition i got to put on some tons of calories(BTW i was on diet from few days). I thought for a while ki ab ghar pe kaise jaaon kaise call karon.... Fir socha y to think so much its mamma, y shud i be thinking so much to call her so called her..... but then i thought again if iblis provoke me if i fight again? i dont wanted to make it still worse so i decided to throw my so called false Ego in a gutter and went home. Mamma was watching TV. I had some more chocolates and choco filled biscuits left, i sat on dining table and started placcing them on table". MAmma was looking at me, i started taking out all the bills and started mumuring to myself "uffff sooo much i spent :(" I can see a slight crack of smile on mamma's face i couldnt control myslf from loling on me. so i turned to Mamma and said "If u pay me for my bills i ll stay back at home and i ll start talking to u like i used to". She said wat bills and y shud i then i explained her how because of her i had to wonder here and there n how i made my gussa shaant. she LOLed at me and said "i know this was coming" so ok tel me wats my fine, i m ready to pay for my mistake". So finally this way me and mamma became good, i said sorry and blames the devil to have misguided me and influenced me. my 2 bhabi's were giggling looking at me from the kitchen. i said haslo bhabi,its ok i m used to it. i always do this and every1 at home is used to it, app bhi used to ho jayengi. fir both of them burst out laughing. My bro was not there at home wen i went home. Later he came and to my surprise again he got me a bigggggggggg chocolate coz all this started coz of him. At first i did some nakhra and said no nahi chahiye. aap sab karte ho aur fir choco deke bach jate ho.and bla bla. mamma said lelena nahi toh baadme pachtana na pade (coz my bro is very stringy he keeps account of everything). xpecting my bro to spend so much just to make me smile took away all my anger and now i was feeeling ashamed of wat i did.

And for more tadka i happen to get a fwd sms abt how much pain a mother takes while a child is born. This made me feel that iowe my life to my mom and howcome me unki koi baat se naraz ho sakti hon. I curse myself for my whole days act. rememberd a conversation where one of my fren mentioned Love is from Allah and anger is from Iblis, so choose whatever u want.I m right now ashamed and posting this incidence in the blog to keep myself reminding to control my anger and learn the art of forgiving. The devil made me yell at mom and i ll never forget this and i regret it. I love mamma and anything for her. Dare u iblis to come in between me and mamma. Khair nahi tumhari shaitaan ke bachche.............


God plz save me from this evil called anger and also plz guide me to spread love everywhere as Mother Theresa said.

A pleasant surprise or a shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always have some special soft corner for few things of mine. I mean my first cell phone, my first bike(scooty), my first teddy bear, my first bag to school and bla bla. i know its so stupid of me but this is the way i am. Many people fail to understand this emotion of mine. I still have my first cell phone with me. It doesnt functions the way it should but i cant afford to sell it though i got a couple of new models after that. I like to keep it with me (its kind of ego u can say coz i cant see my stuffs used by some1 else specially if those stuffs are emotionally attached to me).

So coz of my this attitude i still have my old scooty with me though i got a new Access125. I never let any1 use it except my dad. Ok lemme come to the main topic, one fine day when i went home from bangalore as soon as i opened the entrance gate what do i see :O? its my scooty... wonder what? my scooty cover was a disaster. i mean u can see the picture of it. I was so shocked n went inside yelling that who dare to mess it up. And mom came telling "acha hai na.... papa got it replaced coz it was a little torn". I was like wat? torn? Guys it wasnt torn it just had a small very small less than an inch thin slit. So i said mom i like it black not all this jhin chak colour. and mom was like but papa thought u ll be happy to see it coz it even has a shade of purple(my fav color). I was crying saying that its something that i cant explain you, i like it the way it was and bla bla.

after some time dad came home n asked did u check the seat cover isnt it cool?

As i always want to see my dad happy i said




"WOW DADDY ITS JUST THE WAY I ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE, U READ MY MIND THANKS DAD"

I have absolutely no idea why i said that but i really wonder it would have been so good if agar sab ek jaise sochte aur sabki pasand ek jaisi hoti toh aise koi misunderstanding nahi hoti aur difference of opinion and choices bhi nahi hoti. Then life would have been so easy but i feel we human are being cured to make life as tough as possible..
I dont know why even if i am forcing myself to like it i am not able to even look at the seat cover. From that day i curse the B***h who mend with the seat cover.

Zindagi

Bahut ajeeb hai yeh zindagi
Kab kis mod pe akar ruk jati hai
bagair koi rukawat ki agah kiye

ladkhadate…sambhalte
apne aap ko samjhate
ki yeh anubhav bhi hume
kuch na kuch to nischit rup se
sikhlayega hi



hriday ko nichodti hai kuch pal
jab khalipan dat kar baith jati hai
Shunya ko Kendra banaye
Maan hatash …kaun samjhaye!

Ghadi ke katon ko jaise kisi balwan ne
Daboch liya hai apne puri shakti se
Na chhat rahe hain udaseenta ke badal
Na thandak mil rahi hai hriday ko
subah ki aos ki tazgi se

Na umeed jhank rahi hai
khilte pankhudiyon ki tarah
na basant aas paas phatak rahi hai
jaise ki koi shikwa ho

Bas yahi aasrah hai ki
Aise dino ki bhi anth hoti hai
Samay marham lagati hai
Aur ek din geheri ghav bhi
Ek daag ban kar reh jati hai.

Cricket fever!!!!!!!!!!

It all started with the 2011 world cup.

I m an anti-cricket freak. Dont know if this word exist but i know u understood what i mean. I even hate the sound of the commentary, its all 'coz of my 3 lovely brothers. Everytime i have anything important to watch they always had a very important cricket match. It irritated me a lot. I wonder watching it when India plays is fine but why watch when some xyz country is playing. Why watch all the balls. Whats so fun is knowing the score every two mins. Just know the final result thats it. I even had been to watch some match with my bro to stadium. I was just busy trying to see myself on camera. I didnt give a dammm abt cricket.

As i started it all happened with 2011 world cup. It was a match between India and Ireland (i think its Ireland or some newbie which just entered world cup series. I know India is atleast better than this newbie so just had a betting with my brothers just for fun. I bet India wins, if it looses then i will cook anything for u. They said ok for fun. All were watching match n i was as usual watching my kind of stuff on the other tv in the room. Then i can hear my mom saying Tabu u r going to loose. Even my bro's said that u r so unlucky u bet on India n its loosing. I didnt beleive then i heard the crowd and wen i went to see the last overs it was really a nail biting series. I liked it. I then understood the importance of watching each n every ball carefully. Thank God India won.

My second encounter was when India had to play against Pakistan. May be because of media hypes or something don't know i was pretty excited to watch the match. Asked my roommates to bunk the office or to come soon. We started watching match with playing cards in hand. Then slowly we involved so much that we didnt even touch the pop corn n cool drinks we got for timepass. It was indeed a very good victory for India.

So then i couldnt wait for the India to win in the final match. I didnt even know the players names. When ever there was a wircket gone i used to ask hey who's the bowler and then scream his name with claps. wow it was soo good. The final 6 from Dhoni made the event memorable. The victory almost wiped all the questions i had about taking shreeshaan for the finals. Thanks to team India. It really worth watching u guys.

P.S. : I wish i would ve watched all worldcups then all would have been ours :p

Screamer Radio

An online radio software i came across long long ago. From then i didnt feel a need of any ipod or anything when i have internet. Its an awesome application with soo many stations to tune in. Nicely arranged language and region wise. Can be easily tuned into the the desired station. Its just so good some times i get confused with which song to tune in. Plays good freaky music. The best thing is easy to u. I always tend to forget the name and google on streamer radio(God knows for what reason). So i better thought ll save it in the blog, if not to any1 but atleast will be useful for me. :D
Just go to preset and select the station.

click on the link to download and Enjoy

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Once was the time when i had everything in the world which made me happy and proud of. I always was grateful for the Almighty for having blessed me with such a fairy tale princess life. But then things have to change and things did change. Lost many of my good reasons to be happy about. I was sad upset and tried to engage myself in all possible stupid activities to keep me away from being depressed. woopsy it wasn't any big deal and Thanks to Almighty nothing big disaster happened in my life. But ya there's never an end for our expectations and desires. So when we don't get it fulfilled we try to enter a stage where everything seems to be negative. Me too a victim of the same. The best thing one needs at this time is a good counselling and also a regular dosage of good read (either be novel or articles of positive thinking). I had such a high dose may be its the reason why i am trying to spell out or utter all this lecture(which now a days is a shit) here. Yes life has given me 100 reasons to be upset and sad about but the good thing is i have never forgot the million reasons i have to be happy about.

This particular inspired me sooo very much i couldn't resist posting it.
"Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened."
I almost burst into tears when i miss the things i have lost but after reading this quote i not only smile but feel soo happy and thankful for it happened. There are so many people out there who might have never experienced the hapiness because these things never would have happened to them. Its just feel a new way of life i mean wonderful life. I am really thankful for being blessed with so much love and happiness. Now i have no reasons to cry.

P.S. There's never an end for desire as i said but finding a reason to smile and be happy is just so easy.

Few new words to remember

Guys update your vocabulary

airhead: stupid person.
ace: excellent, great.
Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'
aggro - short for aggravation or violence
amber fluid : beer
anorak - geek, nerd.
apples and pears - Rhyming Slang for 'stairs'.
armpit: dirty, unappealing place.
arse / ass [slightly offensive] (1): backside.
arse / ass (2): an unworthy person.
arse about/arsing about - to fool around
arse-about-face: something that is in a mess or crooked
arseholed: very drunk
arvo : afternoon
Aussie : Australian
awesome: great and impressive.
backhander (1): a payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.
backhander (2): hit someone.
ball (1): a fun time.
ball [slightly offensive] (2): a testicle.
ballistic - to go mad with rage
bang [slightly offensive](1): to make love
bang (2): a powerful effect.
banged up - to be put in prison.
bangers - another name for sausages.
barbie : barbecue, grill.
barf (1): vomit.
barmy - a foolish person, mad.
barney - row, violent argument.
beans: money.
beast [offensive] - an ugly woman.
beat: tired.
beemer: a BMW.
bent (1): a 'gay man'
bent (2): 'stolen'.
biggie: something important.
biker: a motorcycle rider.
bikkie : biscuit
bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence.
bird - woman/girl/girlfriend
bitch [offensive] (1): a very unpleasant woman.
bitch [offensive] (2): complain.
bitchy [slightly offensive]: moody.
bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that!).
bladdered - very drunk
blag - a robbery
bloke - man
blotto - 'very drunk'
blue (1) - XXX; dirty, hot, steamy, pornographic
blue (2): domestic fight or row.
bluey - pornographic film
boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'.
bod: body.
bonkers; go bonkers: crazy.
bonzer : great.
booboo: a mistake.
bovver - trouble, usually fighting.
booze: alcohol.
boozer (1): a pub
boozer (2): someone who likes alcohol.
Brahms and Liszt - Rhyming Slang for 'pissed' (drunk).
brass monkeys - cold weather
bread: money.
brew (1): tea or coffee.
brew (2): beer.
brill - short for 'brilliant'.
bull: bullshit; lie.
bullshit [offensive]: lie; dishonesty.
bugger - a mild form of abuse or an exclamation.
bunk-off - to be absent without permission
bunk-up - to make love.
bushed: extremely tired.
butt: the buttocks, bottom.
cabbage - someone who is a bit slow or stupid
cakehole - mouth..
catch some rays: get some sunshine.
char / cha - tea.
cheesy: cheap; lacking in good taste.
chicken: coward.
chook : a chicken
chuck up: vomit
chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy.
ciggy - slang for cigarette.
cock and bull story - a rubbish story, nonsense.
(to) cop it - to die, to get into trouble.
cool: excellent; superb.
cooler, the: gaol; jail; prison
couch potato: a person who watches too much television.
cozzie : swimming costume
cranky : in a bad mood, angry.
crap [slightly offensive] (1): something worthless.
crap [offensive] (2): excrement.
crap [slightly offensive] (3): falsehoods and lies.
crikey - an expression of astonishment.
crust - money / wage.
cushy - easy.
dead cert - something that is definite.
deck: to hit someone.
dicey: unpredictable; risky.
dickhead [slightly offensive] - an idiot, fool.
dill : an idiot.
ding-dong - argument or fight.
dipstick - idiot, fool.
dirt: extremely bad person.
dirty: offensive; pornographic.
div/divvy - stupid or slow person.
doodle - something thats easy / no problem.
dodgy - dubious person or thing.
dog [offensive] - an ugly girl.
done over - beaten up
dope - a slow or stupid person.
doobry - a nonsensical word used when you forget the name of something
dorky: strange; peculiar.
dosh - money.
dosser - down-and-out, tramp.
down under : Australia and New Zealand.
Drongo : a dope, stupid person.
dude: a male.
dump [slightly offensive] - to defecate.
dyke [offensive] - lesbian.
dynamite: powerful; excellent.
dinosaur: something out of date or old fashioned.
earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter.
evil: great; excellent.
eyeball: to stare long and hard at someone or something.
eyepopper: something or someone visibly astounding.
fab: fabulous.
face-off: confrontation.
fag [offensive] (1): homosexual
fag (2): cigarette
family jewels - Rhyming Slang for testicles.
far out - splendid.
fart [offensive] (1): an escape of gas from the bowels.
fart [slightly offensive] (2): an unpleasant person
fat head - an idiot or dull person.
fender-bender: small accident.
filth [offensive] - the police.
fit - sexually attractive.
five finger discount - shoplifting.
flaky: unpredictable.
flashback: sudden memory.
flick (1): film; movie.
flick (2): to give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or him/her
floating : intoxicated
floozie - a mistress or girlfriend.
flommox - confuse
flutter - a bet (on horse racing or football)
footie - Abbreviated form for football.
for crying out loud ! - a expression of frustration or anger.
forty winks - a short sleep or nap.
fox: attractive, alluring person.
freebie: something that does not cost money.
French kiss : kissing with the tongue.
full monty - 'the whole lot', everything.
full-on - powerful, with maximum effort.
funny farm - mental hospital or institution.
funny money - counterfeit money.
gaff - house or flat.
gander - to look at.
geek: an unattractive person who works too hard.
get it: to understand something.
glitch: flaw.
gobshite [offensive] - someone who talks rubbish all the time.
go bananas: go slightly mad.
good onya : good for you, well done
goof (1): make a mistake.
goof (2): a silly and foolish person.
goof off: waste time.
goof up: make a mistake.
goofy: silly.
Gordon Bennet - an exclamation.
grand: one thousand dollars.
grass: marijuana.
greaser - slang name for a 1950's style man.
grog : alcohol, beer.
grub: food.
grubby: not clean.
grungy: unclean and stinky.
gut: a person's stomach; belly.
guts: courage.
gyno - gynaecologist
hacked off - fed up, annoyed.
hairy: difficult; dangerous.
ham-fisted - clumsy.
hammered - drunk.
handcuffs: an engagement ring or wedding ring
hang a left: make a left turn.
hang a right: make a right turn.
headcase - mad
hep: sensible; informed.
her ('er) indoors - wife, girlfriend.
hickey: a love bite on the skin.
hip: sensible; informed.
hole in the wall - a cashpoint machine or bankomat.
hoo-ha - trouble; commotion.
hooker: prostitute.
horny: in the mood for sex, sexually stimulated;.
hot (1): sexy.
hot (2):popular.
hottie : hot water bottle
huff - bad mood.
humungous: really big.
hump (1) - to have sex.
hump (2) - bad mood.
hyper: overly excited.
icky: unpleasant.
I.D.: identification.
iffy - dubious, doubtful.
I'm outta here: I'm leaving; I'm departing.
in: fashionable.
ivories: teeth.
jack around: waste time.
jam (1): trouble.
jam (2): improvise (musically).
jamming, to be : going well.
jammy - lucky.
jerk: stupid or annoying person.
jock: someone good at sports.
K : a thousand.
keep your hair on - "keep calm".
kick back: relax and enjoy.
kick the bucket: die.
kip - sleep.
knackered - exhausted.
knees up - party.
knock: condemn, criticise.
knockout: beautiful woman; handsome man.
knock back : refusal (noun), refuse (transitive verb)
kook: peculiar person.
kraut [slightly offensive] - German
laid back: relaxed; calm.
lairy - loud, brash.
lame: incompetent.
legless - very drunk.
limp wristed - a gay man.
lip: cheeky talk.
loaded - someone with a lot of money.
loo : toilet
loser: a bungling and worthless person.
lost the plot - crazy/mad.
love handles: excess fat around the waist.
luvverly jubberly - wonderful, great, all is well.
make waves: cause problems.
malarkey - nonsense.
mate - friend
max, to the : maximum.
mega: big.
megabucks: a large amount of money.
mellow: relaxed.
mickey-mouse: unimportant; time-wasting.
minger [offensive] - an unattractive person (usually female).
mongrel : despicable person
moonie [offensive!] - to show one's bottom (arse) to unsuspecting onlookers.
moose [offensive] - an ugly girl.
mozzie : mosquito
mug : a gullible person.
naff - something which is cheap and nasty.
naff off - a milder version off fu*k off.
nancy (nancy boy) - a homosexual.
nark - a police informer.
narked - to be annoyed.
neat: cool; great.
nick - to steal.
nipper - a small child.
no-hoper - somebody who'll never do well
nosh - food.
not cricket - not normal or correct.
not all there - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually
not half! - cetainly, for sure.
not the full quid - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually.
nuke (1): nuclear weapon.
nuke (2): destroy; delete.
nuke (3): cook something in the microwave oven.
nut (1): odd or crazy person.
nut (2): someone passionate about something.
nutter - crazy person.
nuts [slightly offensive]: testicles.
nutty - eccentric.
off your face - to be very drunk.
out of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned.
pad: someone's home.
pants (1) - an exclamation of frustration.
pants (2) - bad or rubbish.
party: celebrate.
party animal: someone that loves parties.
paws: hands.
peanuts: very little money.
pee: to urinate.
pickled: drunk.
pig out: eat too much.
pigs ear: to make a mistake with something.
piss [slightly offensive] - to urinate.
pissed - drunk.
pissed (off): angry; upset.
piss-head - a habitual drinker or alcoholic.
piss-up - a big drinking session.
plank - an idiot.
plastered: drunk.
plonker - an idiot
pad: someone's home.
plonk (1) : cheap wine
plonk (2): sit down - as in "plonk your arse down there".
poop [offensive]: defecation; shit.
poop out: get tired and quit.
postie : postman
pot: marijuana.
prezzy : present, gift
pro - someone who's good at something; professional.
psycho: crazy person.
puke: vomit.
pumped (up): excited.
queer [slightly offensive] - a homosexual.
rabbit - talk.
racket (1): noise.
racket (2): an occupation.
racket (3): something that's dishonest or deceptive.
rat: a despicable person.
rat-arsed - drunk.
rear (end): buttocks.
(a) riot - something or someone very funny.
rip off (1): stealing.
rip off (2): fraud.
ripper : great, fantastic
rocking: great; excellent.
roll up - a hand rolled cigarette.
rosie lee - tea
rubbish: nonsense; not true.
ruck - a fight.
rug - wig, toupee.
rug rat: a child.
rum - odd, strange.
runs, the: diarrhoea.
scoff: to eat.
screw up: to make a mistake.
screw-up: a person who makes a mistake.
scum (offensive] - a despicable individual.
shades - sunglasses.
shag [slightly offensive] - to make love.
shagged-out - to feel tired.
shed-load - a huge amount.
shite - milder variation of the word shit.
shitfaced [slightly offensive] - very drunk.
shithead [slightly offensive]: a stupid, impolite person.
skint - to have no money
skosh - a little bit.
slapper [offensive] - a loose or easy woman.
smeghead - an idiot.
snog - to kiss
snookered: cheated, stuck.
solid (1): really good; cool.
solid (2): consecutive.
specs: eyeglasses.
split: to leave.
spunk [offensive] (1): semen
spunk (2): spirit.
spunk (3): an attractive man.
stoned: drunk from drugs or alcohol.
stunner - a very good looking woman.
street smart: knowledgeable about city life.
strewth : exclamation
(I'll be) stuffed : expression of surprise
suck: to be bad and unacceptable.
sunnies : sunglasses
swagman : tramp
sweet - excellent, cool.
ta - thanks.
tacky - something of poor taste or style.
tanked (up) - to get very drunk.
tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for thief.
telly - television.
thick as shit [offensive]- very stupid.
thick as two short planks [offensive] - very stupid.
thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit, something you don't know the name of!
thou: thousand.
threads: clothing.
ticker (1): the heart.
ticker (2): a watch.
tiddly - slightly drunk.
toss-pot [slightly offensive] - idiot.
totally: really; completely.
to the max: maximum.
troll - an ugly girl.
(the) trots - diarrhoea.
trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife'.
trout [offensive] - unattractive woman
turkey (1): failure; flop.
turkey (2): dumb person.
turn-off: something that repulses a person.
umpteen: many; countless.
up for it - to be willing to have a good time.
up the duff - to be pregnant.
Uncle Tom Cobley and all - a phrase meaning 'everyone'.
uptight: nervous; anxious.
veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable)
wad: a lot of money.
wanker - an idiot or an unpleasant person.
wasted: killed.
weed (1): marijuana.
weed (2): someone who is weak.
wheels: car; motorcycle.
whiz: someone who shows a special talent for something.
wicked - excellent, cool.
wimp: weak; feeble.
wimpy: weak.
wind up - to tease.
winks: sleep.
wuss : coward
x-rated - pornographic.
yabber : talk (a lot)
Yank: an American.
yob - a horrible or uncouth young man.
zeds - sleep.
zero - an unimportant person.
zilch - nothing
zip (1) -nothing.
zip (2) - energy; vigor.
zip it - shut up.
zit: pimple; acne.

Inspiring story to be happy.

DO you hate your job and feel that you get paid much less than you deserve? Is there a subject you totally despise and hate studying? Is there someone who’s being rude and nasty to you all the time? And have you been wondering why it’s all that way? Maybe you should hear the story of the evil monster and the little boy.

The story goes that long, long ago there lived a monster in a tiny village. The villagers were all terrified of him, and felt their village was cursed to have such a creature living in their midst. Several men tried to fight the monster. One man attacked the monster with a sharp sword.

The monster grabbed the sword and almost magically pulled out another sword, twice as large, twice as sharp and cut the man into half. Another time, a villager set off with a large wooden club to hit the monster. The monster responded by slamming the man with a wooden club, twice as large as the one that the villager had. On another occasion, a villager tried to set the monster on fire. But the monster opened his mouth and spewed huge flames – that roasted the poor man.

Scared by these events the village folks gave up trying to fight the monster. They felt this was their lot, and they had to learn to live with it. And then one day a little boy said he would go and vanquish the monster. People were surprised, and despite their disbelief, went along to see the little boy take on the monster.

As the boy looked up at the giant, the monster just flared his nostrils and glared back. The little boy then took out an apple and offered it to the monster. The monster grabbed it, held it to his mouth, and then thrust his clenched fist in front of the boy. Bang! As the fist slowly opened, the people were astonished to see two delicious apples there. Twice as red and twice as large as the apple that the boy had offered.

The boy then took out a little earthen pot with some water and gave it to the monster. And the monster took that and responded by placing in front of the boy two urns made of gold, filled with delicious juice. The people were ecstatic. They suddenly realised that the monster was not a curse – but a boon to the village. The little boy smiled. And the giant just smiled back. While the story is centuries old, the monster is still around. In colleges, in the office, and in our lives. And it’s a good idea to remember the lessons from that story. Most of our problems appear that way because of the way we look at them. You get back what you give. Twice as much!

Is someone being rude to you? Maybe you need to change the way you behave with them. And no, don’t wait for them to change; you need to change first! At work too, if you go in to work, hating every moment, it’s unlikely that you’ll do a great job. If you don’t contribute, don’t expect to get paid a fat salary. You get what you give. Resolve today then to change. Love your job and give it everything you have. Be nice to the “Ms Nasty” in college. Look at Maths as a cool, fun subject. And you’ll discover that the evil monster is in fact a benevolent giant.

It’s significant that it took a little child to discover the true colours of the monster. Children don’t have preconceived notions. They believe the world is a wonderful place. It’s only as they grow up that the optimism vanishes, and negative conditioning sets in. Go on. Let the child in you take over. Look at everything you dread with fresh eyes – be it rude friends, tough subjects or lousy jobs. Maybe the monster is really a nice guy. Change the way you look at him. And see the difference!

Inspiring/compromising whatever it is. i give a damm coz i liked the story :P
The key to b happy n self satisfied is "change the way you look at the world"

Complicated and confused, how thoughtful of me.

Its not something which happen to only me, its something which has to and have happenned to many. Yeah i am talking about this shaadi, bhyaah , marrieage or marriage. see i cant even spell it properly and people think its the right time and i am ready for this stuff. Logon ko meri khushi shayad bardash nahi hoti so they come up witht his utterly ugly idea of getting me married. I am right now pissed off. I take one whole day to choose the kind of dress i want which i wud hardly wear for a day or two and its the matter of husband(life parner as all say), how can i just say yes to any xyz.
may b its not soo very big thing my be i am exaggarating it. I took some time and thought for myself ki its not a big deal, shaadi toh sab karte hai toh shayad achi hi cheez hogi. Zyada se zyaada kya hoga?

1.I have to share my room. (what if he snoors?) :O(panic)
2.What if he talks while sleeping.
3.what if he uses my towel and pillo(which i am very perticular abt not sharing it with any1) also abt comb?
4.Do i have to have his jhoota(left over)? what if he dont brush properly?
5.I have to go for a movie with him to prove a good wife(though i hate theatre). On that i ve to pretend to like it.
6.I may have to cook his favourite food.
7.wear his favourite style
8.have to ask him to go to my parents.
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n. countless scary thoughts i got..

I explained it to my mom and grany. Their reply was if we ever had thought soo much we wudnt ve married. Cool na they scare me more
Only good thing about wedding is, i get another family to praise me on my good deeds and to care about me. Its kind of lovely to imagine it.
But rest all thing is a nightmare. I am not afraid abt loosing my feedom and stuff, its abt loosing myself. How could i just meet someone and decide if i wanna spend rest of my life with him.
Shaadi ka laddu jo khaye pachtaye, aur jo na khaye woh bhi pachtaye. Thinking ki wud i regret or not or whatever. I told u its confusing and complicated.
I wish i was dumb and didnt had to think much about stuffs and would have let the things happen its way. My urge of trying to be unique may take me to wrong turns too.
I am a terrible blogger i know. ok me stopping it.

My 15 days of sleeplessness!!!!!!!!!

Insomniac!!! ya i was propobly became one of them lately. I had absolutely no idea why was it happening to me. I tried by myself for about 3-4 days to sleep. Tried all possible ways like making the room dark and having a pin-drop silence
but no it didnt work, so next was i tried to read an utterly boring book but no, then watched b/w dabba movie, played boring music and no. took a hot water bath and tried but no i couldnt sleep. Then finally i had a half a bottle of cough
syrup but no it didnt work either. I finally gave up and took this issue to mom she said many ways but still i cudnt.
I then started getting sms from almost all relatives and frens with different remedies and also some prayers so that i cud sleep but nothing helped either. My roommates also helpped me with this but insane.
I didnt even fall sick, it was just that i was completely fresh and active 24/7 for 2 weeks. I then realised that something is bad with me. I kind of started enjoying it because i was able to finish the bulk lot of movies which i was trying to watch from very long
but due to time limit i cudnt see.

I heard that people fall sick if they dont sleep for 6-8 hrs everyday but i was afraid that if i continue this way i may end up with some serious disorder. But everything has to end 1 day.
This also has to end. so here it ends with out any warning. I collected so many movies to watch late nights and also many games and books to pass my time but unfortunately or fortunately
One night i was just talking to my roomie and i fell asleep. my roommates were soo very happy they didnt bother to make any noise or ny sort of sound and left the room.
All were so happy they almost had a party that i finally m getting sleep. i mean i finally was becoming normal. But i seriously miss my sleepless night.
They were so fun and i had lots of plans to do. I would never ever forget these weiredly favourite days of mine.