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'm frank, smart enough to deal with any kind of people, 've got ebility to communicate with al kind of peolpe, every1 who meets me start liking me.:) i love to smile... interestingly my name means smile:)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Love and peace is from Allah and anger is from Shaitaan(Iblis)

Fights between brothers ans sisters are quite common and so me and my brothers always fight over all possible stuffs but then again we get alone pretty fast. The same thing happened at home yesterday. As i have 3 brothers and m the only girl at home so these guys play lot of pranks on me and make me cry always. So yesterday me and my bro had an arguement over a very silly matter and we were criticising and complimenting each other in a sarcastic way. My mom feels that we are grown ups and we should understand that the relaionsships now are very delicate and ve to be handled carefully. So she interferes in all our arguements and always asks me to apologise even if its my bro's mistake. So this time i got very angry and upset and even cried a lot coz its my weekness i cant hear a thing abt me if i m not wrong. So out of anger i left home saying "Mamma i thought u r the only1 who understands me,jab aap nahi samaj sakte toh no1 in this world can understand me, wats the use of me here". Tears rolling down my eyes i left home.Went to a lonely place and sat there for some time thinking all possible stupid things which made me cry more more and more(obviously i had to think coz i was in control of Iblis- the devil). whenever i m upset or cry i feel hungry. So after some time i wiped my tears and went to a super market and grabber some fruit juice(i was embarrassed to go to any hotel coz of my face expression any1 can make out i was crying, in supermarket i need not talk to any1 just pick up stuff and pay for it). I knew juice wont satisfy my hunger so to my surprise i found a packet of Harshey's Kisses (my fav. chocolate), just turned around and found that the price of it is wayyyyyyyyyyyy high (its imported after all) But still its more than 4 times the real price par kya kare mujh upar gusse ka bhoot sawar tha. I got them billed and went back to the same lonely place on a bench under a tree. I finished my juices chocolates and waited for call from home and no calls. This made me cry more thinking no1 care :(. Thought of calling any fren and sharing with them but wen i thought wat ll i tel my frenz i myself was ashamed of telling the fact that i left the house coz of such a silly reason that too at this age so i stopped myself from calling any1 and kept crying. Again i felt hungry and felt like having my favourite pastry from CCD and so i went to the nearby CCD and ordered for the pastry and the cold chocolate with think cream and lot of chocolate.I had nowhere to go so finised it slowly watching ppl around. Later i saw a new gaming center was put-up nearby, i thought of visiting it.so went there i couldnt stop trying my hand on all the games. After that again time for my evening supper (i usually dont eat so much but i was upset and crying so i was hungry again). I went had had vry yummy supper. i went to the bench again, it was dawn then and i realised shaam ke baad all machchar and chipkali 'll be around so time to go home but how? i did a big blunder at home it ll be shameful.I searched for my purse and found all the bills from morning i spent on. I summed up amont and i was shocked to see that i ve spent enough.I mean i ve spent a lot ( i hate using debet cards for payment coz i wont realise how much i spent, jab paise dete hain toh ehsaas hota hai ki kitna spet kiya). Ab mujhe ghar jaana tha, saath me gussa bhi shaant hogaya tha ab jab gussa utar gaya i realised gusse me i screwd my pocket money and in addition i got to put on some tons of calories(BTW i was on diet from few days). I thought for a while ki ab ghar pe kaise jaaon kaise call karon.... Fir socha y to think so much its mamma, y shud i be thinking so much to call her so called her..... but then i thought again if iblis provoke me if i fight again? i dont wanted to make it still worse so i decided to throw my so called false Ego in a gutter and went home. Mamma was watching TV. I had some more chocolates and choco filled biscuits left, i sat on dining table and started placcing them on table". MAmma was looking at me, i started taking out all the bills and started mumuring to myself "uffff sooo much i spent :(" I can see a slight crack of smile on mamma's face i couldnt control myslf from loling on me. so i turned to Mamma and said "If u pay me for my bills i ll stay back at home and i ll start talking to u like i used to". She said wat bills and y shud i then i explained her how because of her i had to wonder here and there n how i made my gussa shaant. she LOLed at me and said "i know this was coming" so ok tel me wats my fine, i m ready to pay for my mistake". So finally this way me and mamma became good, i said sorry and blames the devil to have misguided me and influenced me. my 2 bhabi's were giggling looking at me from the kitchen. i said haslo bhabi,its ok i m used to it. i always do this and every1 at home is used to it, app bhi used to ho jayengi. fir both of them burst out laughing. My bro was not there at home wen i went home. Later he came and to my surprise again he got me a bigggggggggg chocolate coz all this started coz of him. At first i did some nakhra and said no nahi chahiye. aap sab karte ho aur fir choco deke bach jate ho.and bla bla. mamma said lelena nahi toh baadme pachtana na pade (coz my bro is very stringy he keeps account of everything). xpecting my bro to spend so much just to make me smile took away all my anger and now i was feeeling ashamed of wat i did.

And for more tadka i happen to get a fwd sms abt how much pain a mother takes while a child is born. This made me feel that iowe my life to my mom and howcome me unki koi baat se naraz ho sakti hon. I curse myself for my whole days act. rememberd a conversation where one of my fren mentioned Love is from Allah and anger is from Iblis, so choose whatever u want.I m right now ashamed and posting this incidence in the blog to keep myself reminding to control my anger and learn the art of forgiving. The devil made me yell at mom and i ll never forget this and i regret it. I love mamma and anything for her. Dare u iblis to come in between me and mamma. Khair nahi tumhari shaitaan ke bachche.............


God plz save me from this evil called anger and also plz guide me to spread love everywhere as Mother Theresa said.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

A pleasant surprise or a shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I always have some special soft corner for few things of mine. I mean my first cell phone, my first bike(scooty), my first teddy bear, my first bag to school and bla bla. i know its so stupid of me but this is the way i am. Many people fail to understand this emotion of mine. I still have my first cell phone with me. It doesnt functions the way it should but i cant afford to sell it though i got a couple of new models after that. I like to keep it with me (its kind of ego u can say coz i cant see my stuffs used by some1 else specially if those stuffs are emotionally attached to me).

So coz of my this attitude i still have my old scooty with me though i got a new Access125. I never let any1 use it except my dad. Ok lemme come to the main topic, one fine day when i went home from bangalore as soon as i opened the entrance gate what do i see :O? its my scooty... wonder what? my scooty cover was a disaster. i mean u can see the picture of it. I was so shocked n went inside yelling that who dare to mess it up. And mom came telling "acha hai na.... papa got it replaced coz it was a little torn". I was like wat? torn? Guys it wasnt torn it just had a small very small less than an inch thin slit. So i said mom i like it black not all this jhin chak colour. and mom was like but papa thought u ll be happy to see it coz it even has a shade of purple(my fav color). I was crying saying that its something that i cant explain you, i like it the way it was and bla bla.

after some time dad came home n asked did u check the seat cover isnt it cool?

As i always want to see my dad happy i said




"WOW DADDY ITS JUST THE WAY I ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE, U READ MY MIND THANKS DAD"

I have absolutely no idea why i said that but i really wonder it would have been so good if agar sab ek jaise sochte aur sabki pasand ek jaisi hoti toh aise koi misunderstanding nahi hoti aur difference of opinion and choices bhi nahi hoti. Then life would have been so easy but i feel we human are being cured to make life as tough as possible..
I dont know why even if i am forcing myself to like it i am not able to even look at the seat cover. From that day i curse the B***h who mend with the seat cover.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Zindagi

Bahut ajeeb hai yeh zindagi
Kab kis mod pe akar ruk jati hai
bagair koi rukawat ki agah kiye

ladkhadate…sambhalte
apne aap ko samjhate
ki yeh anubhav bhi hume
kuch na kuch to nischit rup se
sikhlayega hi



hriday ko nichodti hai kuch pal
jab khalipan dat kar baith jati hai
Shunya ko Kendra banaye
Maan hatash …kaun samjhaye!

Ghadi ke katon ko jaise kisi balwan ne
Daboch liya hai apne puri shakti se
Na chhat rahe hain udaseenta ke badal
Na thandak mil rahi hai hriday ko
subah ki aos ki tazgi se

Na umeed jhank rahi hai
khilte pankhudiyon ki tarah
na basant aas paas phatak rahi hai
jaise ki koi shikwa ho

Bas yahi aasrah hai ki
Aise dino ki bhi anth hoti hai
Samay marham lagati hai
Aur ek din geheri ghav bhi
Ek daag ban kar reh jati hai.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Cricket fever!!!!!!!!!!





It all started with the 2011 world cup.

I m an anti-cricket freak. Dont know if this word exist but i know u understood what i mean. I even hate the sound of the commentary, its all 'coz of my 3 lovely brothers. Everytime i have anything important to watch they always had a very important cricket match. It irritated me a lot. I wonder watching it when India plays is fine but why watch when some xyz country is playing. Why watch all the balls. Whats so fun is knowing the score every two mins. Just know the final result thats it. I even had been to watch some match with my bro to stadium. I was just busy trying to see myself on camera. I didnt give a dammm abt cricket.

As i started it all happened with 2011 world cup. It was a match between India and Ireland (i think its Ireland or some newbie which just entered world cup series. I know India is atleast better than this newbie so just had a betting with my brothers just for fun. I bet India wins, if it looses then i will cook anything for u. They said ok for fun. All were watching match n i was as usual watching my kind of stuff on the other tv in the room. Then i can hear my mom saying Tabu u r going to loose. Even my bro's said that u r so unlucky u bet on India n its loosing. I didnt beleive then i heard the crowd and wen i went to see the last overs it was really a nail biting series. I liked it. I then understood the importance of watching each n every ball carefully. Thank God India won.

My second encounter was when India had to play against Pakistan. May be because of media hypes or something don't know i was pretty excited to watch the match. Asked my roommates to bunk the office or to come soon. We started watching match with playing cards in hand. Then slowly we involved so much that we didnt even touch the pop corn n cool drinks we got for timepass. It was indeed a very good victory for India.

So then i couldnt wait for the India to win in the final match. I didnt even know the players names. When ever there was a wircket gone i used to ask hey who's the bowler and then scream his name with claps. wow it was soo good. The final 6 from Dhoni made the event memorable. The victory almost wiped all the questions i had about taking shreeshaan for the finals. Thanks to team India. It really worth watching u guys.

P.S. : I wish i would ve watched all worldcups then all would have been ours :p

Screamer Radio


An online radio software i came across long long ago. From then i didnt feel a need of any ipod or anything when i have internet. Its an awesome application with soo many stations to tune in. Nicely arranged language and region wise. Can be easily tuned into the the desired station. Its just so good some times i get confused with which song to tune in. Plays good freaky music. The best thing is easy to u. I always tend to forget the name and google on streamer radio(God knows for what reason). So i better thought ll save it in the blog, if not to any1 but atleast will be useful for me. :D
Just go to preset and select the station.

click on the link to download and Enjoy

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.


Once was the time when i had everything in the world which made me happy and proud of. I always was grateful for the Almighty for having blessed me with such a fairy tale princess life. But then things have to change and things did change. Lost many of my good reasons to be happy about. I was sad upset and tried to engage myself in all possible stupid activities to keep me away from being depressed. woopsy it wasn't any big deal and Thanks to Almighty nothing big disaster happened in my life. But ya there's never an end for our expectations and desires. So when we don't get it fulfilled we try to enter a stage where everything seems to be negative. Me too a victim of the same. The best thing one needs at this time is a good counselling and also a regular dosage of good read (either be novel or articles of positive thinking). I had such a high dose may be its the reason why i am trying to spell out or utter all this lecture(which now a days is a shit) here. Yes life has given me 100 reasons to be upset and sad about but the good thing is i have never forgot the million reasons i have to be happy about.

This particular inspired me sooo very much i couldn't resist posting it.
"Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened."
I almost burst into tears when i miss the things i have lost but after reading this quote i not only smile but feel soo happy and thankful for it happened. There are so many people out there who might have never experienced the hapiness because these things never would have happened to them. Its just feel a new way of life i mean wonderful life. I am really thankful for being blessed with so much love and happiness. Now i have no reasons to cry.

P.S. There's never an end for desire as i said but finding a reason to smile and be happy is just so easy.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Few new words to remember


Guys update your vocabulary

airhead: stupid person.
ace: excellent, great.
Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'
aggro - short for aggravation or violence
amber fluid : beer
anorak - geek, nerd.
apples and pears - Rhyming Slang for 'stairs'.
armpit: dirty, unappealing place.
arse / ass [slightly offensive] (1): backside.
arse / ass (2): an unworthy person.
arse about/arsing about - to fool around
arse-about-face: something that is in a mess or crooked
arseholed: very drunk
arvo : afternoon
Aussie : Australian
awesome: great and impressive.
backhander (1): a payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.
backhander (2): hit someone.
ball (1): a fun time.
ball [slightly offensive] (2): a testicle.
ballistic - to go mad with rage
bang [slightly offensive](1): to make love
bang (2): a powerful effect.
banged up - to be put in prison.
bangers - another name for sausages.
barbie : barbecue, grill.
barf (1): vomit.
barmy - a foolish person, mad.
barney - row, violent argument.
beans: money.
beast [offensive] - an ugly woman.
beat: tired.
beemer: a BMW.
bent (1): a 'gay man'
bent (2): 'stolen'.
biggie: something important.
biker: a motorcycle rider.
bikkie : biscuit
bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence.
bird - woman/girl/girlfriend
bitch [offensive] (1): a very unpleasant woman.
bitch [offensive] (2): complain.
bitchy [slightly offensive]: moody.
bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that!).
bladdered - very drunk
blag - a robbery
bloke - man
blotto - 'very drunk'
blue (1) - XXX; dirty, hot, steamy, pornographic
blue (2): domestic fight or row.
bluey - pornographic film
boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'.
bod: body.
bonkers; go bonkers: crazy.
bonzer : great.
booboo: a mistake.
bovver - trouble, usually fighting.
booze: alcohol.
boozer (1): a pub
boozer (2): someone who likes alcohol.
Brahms and Liszt - Rhyming Slang for 'pissed' (drunk).
brass monkeys - cold weather
bread: money.
brew (1): tea or coffee.
brew (2): beer.
brill - short for 'brilliant'.
bull: bullshit; lie.
bullshit [offensive]: lie; dishonesty.
bugger - a mild form of abuse or an exclamation.
bunk-off - to be absent without permission
bunk-up - to make love.
bushed: extremely tired.
butt: the buttocks, bottom.
cabbage - someone who is a bit slow or stupid
cakehole - mouth..
catch some rays: get some sunshine.
char / cha - tea.
cheesy: cheap; lacking in good taste.
chicken: coward.
chook : a chicken
chuck up: vomit
chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy.
ciggy - slang for cigarette.
cock and bull story - a rubbish story, nonsense.
(to) cop it - to die, to get into trouble.
cool: excellent; superb.
cooler, the: gaol; jail; prison
couch potato: a person who watches too much television.
cozzie : swimming costume
cranky : in a bad mood, angry.
crap [slightly offensive] (1): something worthless.
crap [offensive] (2): excrement.
crap [slightly offensive] (3): falsehoods and lies.
crikey - an expression of astonishment.
crust - money / wage.
cushy - easy.
dead cert - something that is definite.
deck: to hit someone.
dicey: unpredictable; risky.
dickhead [slightly offensive] - an idiot, fool.
dill : an idiot.
ding-dong - argument or fight.
dipstick - idiot, fool.
dirt: extremely bad person.
dirty: offensive; pornographic.
div/divvy - stupid or slow person.
doodle - something thats easy / no problem.
dodgy - dubious person or thing.
dog [offensive] - an ugly girl.
done over - beaten up
dope - a slow or stupid person.
doobry - a nonsensical word used when you forget the name of something
dorky: strange; peculiar.
dosh - money.
dosser - down-and-out, tramp.
down under : Australia and New Zealand.
Drongo : a dope, stupid person.
dude: a male.
dump [slightly offensive] - to defecate.
dyke [offensive] - lesbian.
dynamite: powerful; excellent.
dinosaur: something out of date or old fashioned.
earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter.
evil: great; excellent.
eyeball: to stare long and hard at someone or something.
eyepopper: something or someone visibly astounding.
fab: fabulous.
face-off: confrontation.
fag [offensive] (1): homosexual
fag (2): cigarette
family jewels - Rhyming Slang for testicles.
far out - splendid.
fart [offensive] (1): an escape of gas from the bowels.
fart [slightly offensive] (2): an unpleasant person
fat head - an idiot or dull person.
fender-bender: small accident.
filth [offensive] - the police.
fit - sexually attractive.
five finger discount - shoplifting.
flaky: unpredictable.
flashback: sudden memory.
flick (1): film; movie.
flick (2): to give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or him/her
floating : intoxicated
floozie - a mistress or girlfriend.
flommox - confuse
flutter - a bet (on horse racing or football)
footie - Abbreviated form for football.
for crying out loud ! - a expression of frustration or anger.
forty winks - a short sleep or nap.
fox: attractive, alluring person.
freebie: something that does not cost money.
French kiss : kissing with the tongue.
full monty - 'the whole lot', everything.
full-on - powerful, with maximum effort.
funny farm - mental hospital or institution.
funny money - counterfeit money.
gaff - house or flat.
gander - to look at.
geek: an unattractive person who works too hard.
get it: to understand something.
glitch: flaw.
gobshite [offensive] - someone who talks rubbish all the time.
go bananas: go slightly mad.
good onya : good for you, well done
goof (1): make a mistake.
goof (2): a silly and foolish person.
goof off: waste time.
goof up: make a mistake.
goofy: silly.
Gordon Bennet - an exclamation.
grand: one thousand dollars.
grass: marijuana.
greaser - slang name for a 1950's style man.
grog : alcohol, beer.
grub: food.
grubby: not clean.
grungy: unclean and stinky.
gut: a person's stomach; belly.
guts: courage.
gyno - gynaecologist
hacked off - fed up, annoyed.
hairy: difficult; dangerous.
ham-fisted - clumsy.
hammered - drunk.
handcuffs: an engagement ring or wedding ring
hang a left: make a left turn.
hang a right: make a right turn.
headcase - mad
hep: sensible; informed.
her ('er) indoors - wife, girlfriend.
hickey: a love bite on the skin.
hip: sensible; informed.
hole in the wall - a cashpoint machine or bankomat.
hoo-ha - trouble; commotion.
hooker: prostitute.
horny: in the mood for sex, sexually stimulated;.
hot (1): sexy.
hot (2):popular.
hottie : hot water bottle
huff - bad mood.
humungous: really big.
hump (1) - to have sex.
hump (2) - bad mood.
hyper: overly excited.
icky: unpleasant.
I.D.: identification.
iffy - dubious, doubtful.
I'm outta here: I'm leaving; I'm departing.
in: fashionable.
ivories: teeth.
jack around: waste time.
jam (1): trouble.
jam (2): improvise (musically).
jamming, to be : going well.
jammy - lucky.
jerk: stupid or annoying person.
jock: someone good at sports.
K : a thousand.
keep your hair on - "keep calm".
kick back: relax and enjoy.
kick the bucket: die.
kip - sleep.
knackered - exhausted.
knees up - party.
knock: condemn, criticise.
knockout: beautiful woman; handsome man.
knock back : refusal (noun), refuse (transitive verb)
kook: peculiar person.
kraut [slightly offensive] - German
laid back: relaxed; calm.
lairy - loud, brash.
lame: incompetent.
legless - very drunk.
limp wristed - a gay man.
lip: cheeky talk.
loaded - someone with a lot of money.
loo : toilet
loser: a bungling and worthless person.
lost the plot - crazy/mad.
love handles: excess fat around the waist.
luvverly jubberly - wonderful, great, all is well.
make waves: cause problems.
malarkey - nonsense.
mate - friend
max, to the : maximum.
mega: big.
megabucks: a large amount of money.
mellow: relaxed.
mickey-mouse: unimportant; time-wasting.
minger [offensive] - an unattractive person (usually female).
mongrel : despicable person
moonie [offensive!] - to show one's bottom (arse) to unsuspecting onlookers.
moose [offensive] - an ugly girl.
mozzie : mosquito
mug : a gullible person.
naff - something which is cheap and nasty.
naff off - a milder version off fu*k off.
nancy (nancy boy) - a homosexual.
nark - a police informer.
narked - to be annoyed.
neat: cool; great.
nick - to steal.
nipper - a small child.
no-hoper - somebody who'll never do well
nosh - food.
not cricket - not normal or correct.
not all there - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually
not half! - cetainly, for sure.
not the full quid - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually.
nuke (1): nuclear weapon.
nuke (2): destroy; delete.
nuke (3): cook something in the microwave oven.
nut (1): odd or crazy person.
nut (2): someone passionate about something.
nutter - crazy person.
nuts [slightly offensive]: testicles.
nutty - eccentric.
off your face - to be very drunk.
out of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned.
pad: someone's home.
pants (1) - an exclamation of frustration.
pants (2) - bad or rubbish.
party: celebrate.
party animal: someone that loves parties.
paws: hands.
peanuts: very little money.
pee: to urinate.
pickled: drunk.
pig out: eat too much.
pigs ear: to make a mistake with something.
piss [slightly offensive] - to urinate.
pissed - drunk.
pissed (off): angry; upset.
piss-head - a habitual drinker or alcoholic.
piss-up - a big drinking session.
plank - an idiot.
plastered: drunk.
plonker - an idiot
pad: someone's home.
plonk (1) : cheap wine
plonk (2): sit down - as in "plonk your arse down there".
poop [offensive]: defecation; shit.
poop out: get tired and quit.
postie : postman
pot: marijuana.
prezzy : present, gift
pro - someone who's good at something; professional.
psycho: crazy person.
puke: vomit.
pumped (up): excited.
queer [slightly offensive] - a homosexual.
rabbit - talk.
racket (1): noise.
racket (2): an occupation.
racket (3): something that's dishonest or deceptive.
rat: a despicable person.
rat-arsed - drunk.
rear (end): buttocks.
(a) riot - something or someone very funny.
rip off (1): stealing.
rip off (2): fraud.
ripper : great, fantastic
rocking: great; excellent.
roll up - a hand rolled cigarette.
rosie lee - tea
rubbish: nonsense; not true.
ruck - a fight.
rug - wig, toupee.
rug rat: a child.
rum - odd, strange.
runs, the: diarrhoea.
scoff: to eat.
screw up: to make a mistake.
screw-up: a person who makes a mistake.
scum (offensive] - a despicable individual.
shades - sunglasses.
shag [slightly offensive] - to make love.
shagged-out - to feel tired.
shed-load - a huge amount.
shite - milder variation of the word shit.
shitfaced [slightly offensive] - very drunk.
shithead [slightly offensive]: a stupid, impolite person.
skint - to have no money
skosh - a little bit.
slapper [offensive] - a loose or easy woman.
smeghead - an idiot.
snog - to kiss
snookered: cheated, stuck.
solid (1): really good; cool.
solid (2): consecutive.
specs: eyeglasses.
split: to leave.
spunk [offensive] (1): semen
spunk (2): spirit.
spunk (3): an attractive man.
stoned: drunk from drugs or alcohol.
stunner - a very good looking woman.
street smart: knowledgeable about city life.
strewth : exclamation
(I'll be) stuffed : expression of surprise
suck: to be bad and unacceptable.
sunnies : sunglasses
swagman : tramp
sweet - excellent, cool.
ta - thanks.
tacky - something of poor taste or style.
tanked (up) - to get very drunk.
tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for thief.
telly - television.
thick as shit [offensive]- very stupid.
thick as two short planks [offensive] - very stupid.
thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit, something you don't know the name of!
thou: thousand.
threads: clothing.
ticker (1): the heart.
ticker (2): a watch.
tiddly - slightly drunk.
toss-pot [slightly offensive] - idiot.
totally: really; completely.
to the max: maximum.
troll - an ugly girl.
(the) trots - diarrhoea.
trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife'.
trout [offensive] - unattractive woman
turkey (1): failure; flop.
turkey (2): dumb person.
turn-off: something that repulses a person.
umpteen: many; countless.
up for it - to be willing to have a good time.
up the duff - to be pregnant.
Uncle Tom Cobley and all - a phrase meaning 'everyone'.
uptight: nervous; anxious.
veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable)
wad: a lot of money.
wanker - an idiot or an unpleasant person.
wasted: killed.
weed (1): marijuana.
weed (2): someone who is weak.
wheels: car; motorcycle.
whiz: someone who shows a special talent for something.
wicked - excellent, cool.
wimp: weak; feeble.
wimpy: weak.
wind up - to tease.
winks: sleep.
wuss : coward
x-rated - pornographic.
yabber : talk (a lot)
Yank: an American.
yob - a horrible or uncouth young man.
zeds - sleep.
zero - an unimportant person.
zilch - nothing
zip (1) -nothing.
zip (2) - energy; vigor.
zip it - shut up.
zit: pimple; acne.